Sex is something you do.  Sexuality is something you are.
~  Anna Freud

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
~ Somerset Maugham

Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
~ Richard Feynman

The best contraceptive in the world is a good education.
~ Dr. Joycelyn Elders

What is peculiar to modern societies is not that they consigned sex to a shadow existence, but that they dedicated themselves to speaking of it ad infinitum, while exploiting it as the secret.

~Michel Foucault

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
~Andy Warhol

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.
~ Gore Vidal

When people are fed and clothed, then they think about sex.
~K’ung Fu-Tzu (Confucius)

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
~Swami X

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
~Quentin Crisp

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~Woody Allen

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
~Groucho Marx

Sex is emotion in motion.
~Mae West

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
~Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
~Woody Allen

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
~Gore Vidal

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent.

She can't wait to disprove it.
~Cary Grant

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
~Henry Miller

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
~Leslie Nielsen

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
~Isabel Allende

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
~Dorothy Parker

Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other beasts treat them. I believe this could happen under the ERA.
~Ronald Reagan

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
~Gore Vidal

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
~Hunter S. Thompson

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
~Dave Letterman

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
~Woody Allen

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
~James A. Baldwin

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
~Gore Vidal

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