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Funniest State of the Union Memes

Obama: I Won Both of Them

How Mom Watched the State of the Union

Obama Insults Republican

Get 'Em Son!

Actual Founding Father at State of the Union

Time Traveling Founding Father

Boehner Is Not Impressed

Grumpy Cat Boehner

Oompa Loompa Boehner

Church Lady and Joni Ernst

The State of the Union Is...

First Lady Fashion

McCain and Romney Reactions

Sad to Live in a Country Where...

Rand Paul Tweets Willy Wonka Meme

That Awkward Moment

And Then I Said, 'I Won Both of Them'

Cheers to My Haters

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Best State of the Union Jokes

"The President is getting so much applause I almost forgot that half the people in the audience are suing him." –Andy Borowitz

"Obama may have improved the economy, but Joni Ernst has given this nation the greatest gift of all: the gift of laughter." –Andy Borowitz

"Joni Ernst just proved that she is eminently qualified to work on the biscuit line at Hardee's."  –Andy Borowitz

"One of the most Googled questions during this week's State of the Union address was, 'How much does the president make?' When he saw it was $400,000 a year, Mitt Romney said, 'I'm out!'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Last night was the State of the Union address, and everyone's excited about the huge special appearance by a guy we haven't seen in a really long time: 2008 Barack Obama. That guy had swagger." –Jimmy Fallon

"The president took a moment to wish astronaut Scott Kelly luck on his upcoming yearlong mission in space, and even said, 'Make sure to Instagram it.' Obama loves Instagram because after six years with Biden it's the one thing he can still put a filter on." –Jimmy Fallon

"First lady Michelle Obama wore a suit to the State of the Union last night that apparently had also been worn by Julianna Margulies' character on the 'The Good Wife.' They both wore the same outfit, which is why Obama just passed an executive action ordering Us Weekly to say Michelle wore it better." –Jimmy Fallon

"At the State of the Union address last night, President Obama made history by using the words transgender, lesbian, and bisexual in that speech.

It was the part of the speech where he was just reading Craigslist personals." –Conan O'Brien

"Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama's speech. She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face." –Conan O'Brien

"Last night President Obama gave the State of the Union address, and I just have to say that I don't know what union he was describing. But I want to live there. I want to move. It sounds outstanding. There's a middle class. They have small businesses. It sounds great." –Seth Meyers

"Tonight President Obama gave the State of the Union address. Obama said he was more relaxed just because he's already done it so many times. Incidentally, Mitt Romney said the same thing about running for president." –Jimmy Fallon

"The Obamas invited 22 guests to the speech, including a former Cuban prisoner, an astronaut, and a doctor. Either that or he was setting up the weirdest bar joke of all time." –Jimmy Fallon

"The other big story is tomorrow's State of the Union address. During President Obama's speech, one cabinet member will be asked to stay behind to run the government in case there is a crisis at the Capitol. At least that's what they're telling Biden." –Jimmy Fallon

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