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Pokemon pick up lines

You don't need a Card Key to get through my doors.

Chansey's not the only one who is going to have her egg ovulated.

I'm going to make your Team Rocket blast off again.

Make like a Munchlax and eat me.

Let's trade...If you know what I mean.

"So How Much Of My STRING SHOT Do You Feel Like GULPIN?"

I heard you like to SWALLOT.

If you were a Miltank, I would suck your utters.

It's okay baby, i don't have Krabbys anymore.

There's a monster in my pocket, and its no Pokemon.

Make like a Magikarp and start sucking.

You're Absol-utely stunning

If we were Teddiursas, I'd lick more than just your paws

I'd like to SHUPPET up your ass.

Wynaut go out with me?

Hello, I'm from Team Rocket, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hi, will you help me find my lost Farfetch'd? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

I don't mean to sound oddish but you seem a bit Gloom-y, would it help if I showed you my mankey?

Why does it smell like Magikarp?

I'm glad I brought my pokedex today cause I'M CHECKING YOU

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

I've got an Onix, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 26).

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

You put the "cool" in Tentacool.

I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

If I could rearrange the Unown Alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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