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Chemistry pick up lines

I must have a low creatinine clearance cause I can't seem to get you out of my system.

Baby we're like enantiomers when we're together we're exact mirror images, just different optical rotations but we can correct that problem tonight.

Baby why don't we skip this Go phase and go straight to the M phase, I mean we're both like labile cells right (aka ready for cell proliferation).

Let's pretend you and I are benzene rings and form a polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbon this way we can skip numbing the ring junction and get closer to those double bonds.

Baby I can sense your occipital lobe going crazy when your looking at me all the way form the other side of the room so lets go back to my place and work out our parietal lobe.

Hey baby you look like you have a wild type allel in you, wanna go find out if we have dominant inheritance by making a punnett square, without a chart the old fashion way?

When you're with me there's no need for your S.A. node because I'll make sure you heart rate is always up, all the way to the purkinje fibers

hey baby I'm like the sympathetic nervous system, I'll make sure your heart rate is always up when we're together

Baby can you feel the electricity in the air? Cause I think your voltage gated channels are about to open and cause us to reach our action potential.

Baby you're like NAM and I'm NAG so let's pretend we're a bacterial cell wall and from some peptidoglycan bond this way we can be both rigid and flexible when we get back to my place

Are you rich in sodium? Cause it seems like osmotic pressure brought me over to you, but no worries we'll help decrease those sodium level through perspiration tonight.

You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.

My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice .

Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

If only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high.

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

Right now we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

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