Metallic Silver Rain Jacket

Are you kidding me? A metallic silver over coat? I realize that metallic finishes are big for fall 2007 and spring 2008, but this is just wrong.

Hot Pink Sweater And White Cotton Suit

Didn't we already see something like this back in the Miami Vice days? I don't know any guy who would wear a hot pink sweater today or back then. This white suit is probably one of few things in the whole collection that was wearable.

Wierd Jeans and Pink Shirt

The only thing about this outfit I like is the guy wearing it. More hot pink and unflattering jeans with white high tops. Hmmm.

Jump Suit

This could be one of the most ridiculous outfits in the whole spring line up. No one could possibly want to wear this.

Plucked Straight From The '80s

This whole get up, including the guy, looks plucked straight from an '80s teen movie. Don't get me wrong, I love the '80s redux thing that is happening in fashion right now, but most designers are making the look more current. This outfit is totally uninspired.

Jean Shorts and Jacket

Again, are you kidding me? I'm channeling San Francisco 25 years ago.

Neon Green Swim Suit

This is the only thing I liked in the Diesel spring collection. But it's really the model I like. Forget the neon green Speedo style swimwear. This guy could make anything look good.

Space Age Jump Suit

Yet another jump suit, but this time it looks a little more Ziggy Stardust.

This white jacket is styled well and cute. Probably one of my favorite things in the collection, perhaps the only thing.

The only normal looking outfit. I actually really like the belt.